They That Are Fated To Be Fools,

A Suspicious Person Is The Rival Of Him That Deceives, Both Seem To Practice A Knowledge Of Cunning Device, And Equable Sense Of Disengenuous Merit.

I'm No Good At Anything But Comedy, Which I Think I'm Good At. I'm Absolutely No Good At Networking; I'm Terrible At Acting; I'm Terrible At Dealing With Executives; I'm Terrible At Collaborating. And I Say Whatever I Want To Say. But I Think I'm Good Enough At Comedy That I Can Survive. And I Don't Really Have An Ambition For Money.

Last Christmas, I Got The Worst Gift A Guy Ever Gave Me. He Gave Me A Lottery Ticket... What's The Guy Even Thinking There. Here You Go... Nothing! Merry Christmas! It's Nothing!

A Capacity For Hating The Object Of Desire Is, Perhaps, The Best Cure For Love In Cases Of Disappointment.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.