Rip Amy Winehouse. We Lost A True

Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The Symmetry Of The Sweetest Form.

They That Are Virtuous From Principle May Receive Confidence In Every Capacity; But They That Are So From Custom Or Habit, Are Capable Of Trust Only In Matters Of Ordinary And Settled Occurrence.

Kenny G Has A Christmas Album Out This Year. Hey, Happy Birthday Jesus! Hope You Like Crap!

With The Ambitious, The Failure Of One Expedient Is The Suggestion Of Another; But With The Irresolute, Defeat Usually Occasions Abandonment Of Purpose.

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.