They Should Invent Some Way To Tape-record

The Two Most Joyous Times Of The Year Are Christmas Morning And The End Of School.

I Always Tell People, 'everything You’ve Heard About Alice Cooper , You Can Believe Maybe 40 Percent Of It. Everything You’ve Ever Heard About Keith Moon Is True - And You’ve Only Heard 10 Percent Of It.'

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

Satan Sent Her From The Bowels Of Hell, I Should Have Recognized Old Jezebel.

They're Reacting And That's Wonderful. It's Better Than Them Sitting There Doing Nothing. I Say Make Them React - Do Whatever's In Your Power To Move The Audience, And If That's Where It Is, And There Where It Is With America, Sex And Violence, Then I Say Project It.