School's-out-for-summer!!

Please Clean Your Plate Dear, The Lord Above Can See Ya. Don't You Know People Are Starving In Korea.

Freedom To Rock, Freedom To Talk. Freedom, Raise Your Fist And Yell.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

I Mean, I Could Go Ahead And Cut My Head Off In The Guillotine, And It Looks Great, ... Well, Now You Turn On Cnn And Guys Are Really Getting Their Heads Cut Off. ... As Insane As Our Fantasy World Gets, It's Nowhere Near As Scary As Reality.

Militant Mothers Hiding In The Basement Using Pots And Pans As Their Shields And Their Helmets.