They Say Elvis Is Dead. I Say,

I'm Nothing More Than A Sports Slave.

I Hate The Fact That He's Doing That, But The Fact Is That, You Know What, That's A Human Being, Though. He Let His Guard Down One Day To Me, A Friend.

I've Been Homeless. I've Worked At 7-eleven.

The Only Time I'd Played Organized Basketball Was My Sophomore Year In High School, When I Barely Made The Junior Varsity Team.

If The North Wanted To Hack Anything In The World, Anything In The World, Really, They Are Going To Go Hack A Movie? Really?!