I Have One Regret: I Wish I

If I Die Young, Everybody's Going To Say They Saw It Coming.

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

When I Was 3, My Father Stopped Coming Home.

I Spent Money, I Slept With Women Around The League, But I Always Kept My Mind On The Game.

Madonna Wasn't An Acrobat Or Anything, But The Sex Was Good. I Could Tell She Liked It.