They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So

To Me, Being Funny Is More Important Than Making A Point, But I Don't Know. Most Politicians Are So Interested In Making Points That They Don't ... I'd Rather Be Funny Myself, And I'd Rather Listen To Somebody With A Little Sense Of Humor.

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.

On Christmas Day You Can't Get Sore, Your Fellow Man You Must Adore. There's Time To Cheat Him All The More The Other Three Hundred And Sixty-four

Once All The Germans Were Warlike And Mean But That Couldn't Happen Again We Taught Them A Lesson In Nineteen Eighteen And They've Hardly Bothered Us Since Then

They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So When In Doubt, Send The Marines.