Don't Drink The Water And Don't Breathe

If You Visit American City, You Will Find It Very Pretty. Just Two Things Of Which You Must Beware: Don't Drink The Water And Don't Breathe The Air. Pollution, Pollution, They Got Smog And Sewage And Mud. Turn On Your Tap And Get Hot And Cold Running Crud. See The Halibuts And The Sturgeons Being Wiped Out By Detergents. Fish Gotta Swim And Birds Gotta Fly, But They Don't Last Long If They Try. Pollution, Pollution, You Can Use The Latest Toothpaste, And Then Rinse Your Mouth With Industrial Waste.

I Wasn't Really A Performer By Temperament.

Irreverence Is Easy - Whats Hard Is Wit.

"life Is Like A Sewer - What You Get Out Of It Depends On What You Put Into It." It's Always Seemed To Me That This Is Precisely The Sort Of Dynamic, Positive Thinking That We So Desperately Need Today In These Trying Times Of Crisis And Universal Brouhaha.

As For Language, Almost Everything Goes Now. That Is Not To Say That Verbal Taboos Have Disappeared, But Merely That They Have Shifted Somewhat. In My Youth, For Example, There Were Certain Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can Say Them, But You Can't Say 'girl'.