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The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.