There's So Much Spectating Going On That

The Best Advice I Can Give Anybody About Going Out Into The World Is This: Don't Do It. I Have Been Out There. It Is A Mess....

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.

The People Who Say: 'you Are What You Eat' Have Always Seemed Addled To Me. In My Opinion, You Are What You Think, And If You Don't Think, You Can Eat All The Meat In Kansas City And Still Be Nothing But A Vegetable.

Most English Speakers Do Not Have The Writer's Short Fuse About Seeing Or Hearing Their Language Brutalized. This Is The Main Reason, I Suspect, That English Is Becoming The World's Universal Tongue: English-speaking Natives Don't Care How Badly Others Speak English As Long As They Speak It. French, Once Considered Likely To Become The World's Lingua Franca, Has Lost Popularity Because Those Who Are Born Speaking It Reject This Liberal Attitude And Become Depressed, Insulted Or Insufferable When Their Language Is Ill Used.

When Sudden Death Takes A President, Opportunities For New Beginnings Flourish Among The Ambitious And The Tensions Among Such People Can Be Dramatic, As They Were When President Kennedy Was Killed.