There's Nothing Worse Than Being Disappointed In

What If I Accidentally Hit Somebody? Because My Dad Took One Of His Friends Golfing, And It Was, Like, One Of His First Times And He Knocked Out A Duck. Like, I'm Scared That's Going To Happen.

Ask Not From Whence I Came For The Gravity Of The Future Pulls Me Ever Forward.

I Want To Be A Diva... Like People-totally-respect-my-music Diva, Not Diva Like Carry-my-diet-coke-around.

It's Important For Country Fans To Know That I'm Not Just Trying To Come In And Take Their Money For A Cd.

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.