I Feel Like I Have A Bowling

This Week It's Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches, Toasted. And Then, I'll Put Some Salt On My Hand Like I'm Taking A Tequila Shot And Then Take A Bite Of The Sandwich.

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

Is That Weird, Taking My Louis Vuitton Bag Camping?

I Don't Have Anything To Prove Anymore. What Other People Think Of Me Is Not My Business.

I Hate Record Labels. They Think They Know Everything. I Want To Hear Them Try To Sing It.