I Feel Like I Have A Bowling

I'm Definitely Shy, So It Was Definitely Acting For Me To Drop A Trench Coat And Be In A Bikini And Try To Get My Cousins Out Of Trouble By Using My Body. That Was Definitely Acting.

Laugh A Lot. It Burns A Lot Of Calories.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

I Definitely Don't Google My Name.

All I Have To Say Is: Jessica Simpson Is The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet!