Isn't It Weird That I'm Getting All

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

At School My Boobs Were Bigger Than All My Friends' And I Was Afraid To Show Them. Now, I Feel They Make My Outfits Look Better. They're Like An Accessory.

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

I Am Not The Type Of Person Who Believes Everything She Reads, But I Like To Look At Photos And See What People Are Wearing.

I Just Started Calling Myself 'swamp A-.' Like, I Have Swamp A- Right Now. I Had Major Swamp A- Because I Was Wearing These Spanx To Hold In My Gut ... It's Like The Bayou Up In That Region.