I Have Amazing Boobs. They're Just Perfect.

I Respect Knowledge Of The Psyche. I Would Be A Therapist If I Weren't An Entertainer.

I Think There's A Difference Between Ditzy And Dumb. Dumb Is Just Not Knowing. Ditzy Is Having The Courage To Ask!

I Have A Huge Rib Cage, Which Is Why I Can Hold A Note Out Until I'm Blue In The Face... Because I Have Such A Big Lung Capacity.

I've Learned That Sometimes Love Is Not Enough. You Can Have A Soul Mate And Be Madly In Love With That Person, But It's Not Necessarily Enough. I Think You Have To Have Personalities That Mesh Well. You Have To Be The Yin To Their Yang. You Also Have To Be Open To Figuring Things Out Together And Communicating Even When It's The Last Thing You Want To Do.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.