There's Nothing Better Than A Good, Blind

You'd Have A Good Voice, If It Ever Came Out Of Your Throat

If You Ever Had Your Moon Salted You'd Know How Painful That Could Be.

You're 83? Really? You Don't Look It. I Would've Guessed 81 Or 82.

He's Not Pointing To Anybody, He's Showing Off How High He Can Count!

There's Only Two Kinds Of Music I Don't Like....country And Western.