There's No Reason To Be Doing Comedy

You Know, I Have No Web Presence, And I Don't Know That There's Many People Who Really Do Know Me That Much Anymore.

You Young People With Your Twittering And Your Creating Of Content. Or What Is It - Queefing? I Don't Know What You Young People Are Calling It.

Well I Don't Know What The City Of Hollywood Knows About Foreign Policy, But Do I Know That A Lot Of People Do Learn And Educate Themselves About Policy And I Don't Have To Be A Policy Expert To Know That This Will Be A Disaster.

You Know What Is Good About These Dixie Chicks Burnings Or Bashings? It's A Wonderful, Wonderful Way For Really Stupid People To Hook Up. They Meet, They Throw Some Things On The Fire, They Talk About Vin Diesel, They Tell Stories About Who Their Favorite Fox Anchor Is, They Exchange Phone Numbers And In Some Cases Has Led To Marriages.

Iraq Is A Manufactured Conflict For The Sake Of Geopolitical Dominance In The Area.