I Would Prefer To Be Well-liked In

Should Have Dogs Before They Have Kids. Everybody.

When I See Guys In Bars Wearing The Real Fitted Kind Of Calvin Klein V-neck T-shirts I Just Want To Go Up To Them And Be Like, 'oh, Do You Work Out? Your Tricep Looks So Great - Thank You.'

Now, Granted, There Are Still As Many Heartbreaking Things Going On. There Are So Many Things In The Obama Administration To Be Sick Over That Certainly Didn't Change. And Also Our Media, If It's Possible, Seems To Be Getting Even Worse. The Alleged News Media. And Then There Are The Teabag Racists Adding Insult To Injury. But I Don't Have That Same Heartbreak Anymore, Because It's Not Fresh Heartbreak Anymore. It's Like I'm Used To It. I'm Sure We All Are Just Used To It.

I Can Do Most Anything And Not Have A Problem With It. The Only Time I Have Negative Attention Is When I Run Naked Through The Streets Brandishing A Handgun.

He [god] Just Seems So Man-made To Me. There Are So Many Theories, And Not Everyone Can Be Right. It's Human Nature To Need A Religious Crutch, And I Don't Begrudge Anyone That. I Just Don't Need One.