There's Math, And Everything Else Is Debatable!

You Could Be Married And Bored Or Single And Lonely. Ain't No Happiness Nowhere.

When I Hear People Talk About Juggling Or The Sacrifices They Make For Their Children, I Look At Them Like They're Crazy Because Sacrifice Infers That There Was Something Better To Do Than The Thing - Than Being With Your Children.

Oprah Is Rich; Bill Gates Is Wealthy. If Bill Gates Woke Up Tomorrow With Oprah's Money, He'd Jump Out Of A Window And Slit His Throat On The Way Down Saying, 'i Can't Even Put Gas In My Plane!'

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.

You Don't Need A Critic To Tell You People Aren't Laughing.