There's Just A Few People That Call

If I Had A Choice, And There Was A "y" In The Road, I Would Always Take The One That Was More Fun As Opposed To The One That Might Make Me More Money.

Women Are God's Last Creation. You Suppose He's Saying, "what Should I Do To Follow This?" Well, It's Really A Head -scratcher. I Think Women Are Absolutely Wonderful. I Think This World Is Going To Be Governed By Women.

Well, I'm Kinda Like George Carlin. I Think That There Ought To Be A Time Where Everybody Should Have All The Drugs They Want And There'd Be Nobody In Charge, Sort Of Like... Now!

I Can't Really Say Why Everyone Loves Bob Wills' Music, But I Have Yet To Meet A Person Who Didn't Like It.

Keep Your Opinions To Yourself. I Think It's Important That I Stay Neutral On Politics And Remain Hard To Understand. I Don't Want To Be Pigeonholed As Conservative, Liberal, Independent Or Anything. I Back The Man For The Things The Man Believes In, Not Whether It Says "r" Or "d" Down There Beside His Name.