At My Age, I Don't Buy But

I Enjoy The Videos With The Sound Off, Where You Can Look At The Belly Buttons And Everything. Really Some Pretty Girls, But I Don't Know About The Music.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

Willie Nelson's The One Who Told Me The Reason It Costs So Much To Get Divorced Is Because It's Worth It.

Hag Records, Is A Company That I've Owned. I've Had A Couple Of Gospel Releases On It. We Developed A Pretty Good Distribution Setup There And We Do Have Something To Use In Case They Don't Want To Sign Us.

This Is America. We're Proud. We're Not Afraid Of A Bunch Of Terrorists. But This Government Is All About Terror Alerts And Scaring Us At Airports. We're Changing The Constitution Out Of Fear. We Spend All Our Time Looking Up Each Other's Dresses. Fear's The Only Issue The Republican Party Has. Vote For Them, Or The Terrorists Will Win. That's Not What Reagan Was About. I Hate To Think About Our Soldiers Over In Iraq Fighting For A Country That's Slipping Away.