There's A Thin Line Between To Laugh

I Believe In Divine Forces And Energies.

I Was Kicked Out Of School Because Of My Attitude. I Was Not Assimilating. So I Went To Work, Taking Any Jobs I Could Get.

I Bought My Parents A Home Before They Died, And They Got To See That I Was Going To Be All Right. They Always Thought I Would Go Someplace.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With Feelings... And Lawyers.