There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

Somewhere There's A Someone For Me. Though I May Be Lonely Now, I'll See It Through Somehow, To Somebody's Heart I Know I Hold The Key.