There's A Reason You Never See Anyone's

If You Wait Too Long In Vegas, You End Up With A Chicken Finger In Your Underwear.

In These Tough Economic Times, Everybody Has To Cut Back. I Am Down To Three Tabs Of Ecstasy A Day.

I Like To Laugh. It's Kind Of Escapism. I Like To Make People Laugh. And I Kind Of Like People Just To Have To Not Think About Anything

I Had To Sit Down And Explain To [her Friend] That Aa Was For Quitters

My Father Has A High Opinion Of His Opinion