There's A Coffin In The Back Of

Honestly, As You Can Imagine, It Really Isn't All That Fun Directing Yourself, Running Back And Forth To The Monitors To See If You're Terrible Or Not.

There's A Certain Cruelty To Being On A Big Screen As Your Eyelids Start To Sag And Your Hair Falls Out And Turns Gray That You Either Have To Be Able To Handle Or Not. What You Can't Do Is Try To Force Yourself Into Roles That You Could Have Played Or Would Have Played Ten Years Earlier.

Any Topical Subject, If It's Hollywood, Will Be A Couple Of Years Later Because You've Got To Write It, Produce It And Distribute It, So Automatically You're Never Going To Be Right On The Cutting Edge Of Stories.

As A Director, I Do Very Few Takes, Because I Feel Like You Hire The Right Actor And They'll Do The Job Right. And The Directors That I've Worked With And Had The Best Luck With - Jason And [ Steven] Soderbergh And The Coen Brothers - All Have Been That Kind Of Director.

Run For Office? No. I've Slept With Too Many Women, I've Done Too Many Drugs, And I've Been To Too Many Parties.