Let's Face It: Bush Is Just Dim.

It's Not Ideal To Have Three Films Coming Out At Once.

After A While, You Just Want Transportation, And Things Like Cool Cars Or Motorcycles Are All About Getting Attention. I Get All The Attention I Could Ever Need, So I Kind Of Like Being In A Minivan And People Not Paying So Much Attention To Me.

If You’re In The Room, You've Grabbed The Brass Ring. You Are All Winners.

I'm Not Completely Against Khakis. It's Just The Level That You Have To Wear Them. The Higher You Pull Them, Then More Excruciating It Is.

If You’re Famous, I Don’t — For The Life Of Me — I Don’t Understand Why Any Famous Person Would Ever Be On Twitter. Why On God’s Green Earth Would You Be On Twitter? Because First Of All, The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Make Yourself More Available, Right?