If You’re In The Room, You've Grabbed

I'm The Old-fashioned Type Who Prefers To Meet A Woman In A More Normal Setting. I Don't Like To Feel That I'm Being Hunted Down. I've Always Liked To Do My Own Hunting When It Comes To Meeting Women.

Things Hurt Me Now. My Knees Hurt, My Back Hurts. But Your Head Still Thinks It's Twenty-three.

My Grandparents Back In Kentucky Owned A Tobacco Farm. So To Make Money In The Summer We Could Cut And Chop And Top And House And Strip The Tobacco.

Failures Are Infinitely More Instructive Than Successes.

I Want To Be The George Clooney Of Music.