There Was Only One Catch And That

I Think That Maybe In Every Company Today There Is Always At Least One Person Who Is Going Crazy Slowly.

Well Then I'd Certainly Be A Damned Fool To Feel Any Other Way, Wouldn't I?

Yossarian Decided To Change The Subject. "now You're Changing The Subject." He Pointed Out Diplomatically. "i'll Bet I Can Name Two Things To Be Miserable About For Every One You Can Name To Be Thankful For.

Who's They?" He Wanted To Know. "who, Specifically, Do You Think Is Trying To Murder You?" "every One Of Them," Yossarian Told Him. "every One Of Whom?" "every One Of Whom Do You Think?" "i Haven't Any Idea." "then How Do You Know They Aren't?" "because..." Clevinger Sputtered, And Turned Speechless With Frustration. Clevinger Really Thought He Was Right, But Yossarian Had Proof, Because Strangers He Didn't Know Shot At Him With Cannons Every Time He Flew Up Into The Air To Drop Bombs On Them, And It Wasn't Funny At All.

The Laws Of Nature Are Only As Immutable As The Minds Which Promote Them. Ignorance Of The Law Is 9/10ths Of The Law. Just Because You Aren't Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.