There Was Never Any Down Side To

We Love Dirty Oral On The Down Low, But No Going Steady.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm Not A Very Creative Filmmaker.

I Made A Deal With Myself That Whenever I Smoke Weed, I Have To Be Doing Something Productive: Writing, Recording, Cutting A Podcast, Editing, Etc.

It's Too Expensive, That's The Thing Nobody Wants To Talk About. It Is Too Expensive To Make Movies. That's Not True, It Is Too Expensive To Market Movies. Making Movies Is Not.