I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

There Is Only One Value To Having The Look You Have When You Are Young And No Value To The Look You Have When You Are Older.

I Would Have Gone Home To My Mother, But I'm Not That Crazy About My Mother.

I Remember A Great America Where We Made Everything. There Was A Time When The Only Thing You Got From Japan Was A Really Bad Cheap Transistor Radio That Some Aunt Gave You For Christmas.

I'm From A Gypsy Background!