Men Aren't Necessities, They're Luxuries.

Some Guy Said To Me: Don't You Think You're Too Old To Sing Rock N' Roll? I Said: You'd Better Check With Mick Jagger.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

Don't Buy Into The Idea That Women Aren't Strong Enough To Do Anything They Want On Their Own.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

I Never Read In School. I Got Really Bad Grades-d's And F's And C's In Some Classes, And A's And B's In Other Classes. In The Second Week Of The 11th Grade, I Just Quit. When I Was In School, It Was Really Difficult. Almost Everything I Learned, I Had To Learn By Listening. My Report Cards Always Said That I Was Not Living Up To My Potential.