There Was A Girl I Loved In

You Have To Realize, When You're A Comedian, That You Have To Have A Thick Skin. And Trust Me, Being Onstage In Front Of People Is Already Difficult Enough. Somebody's Personal Attack In An Email Is Not As Hard As Getting Onstage.

It Was Peace. Peace Is When You Would Shake The Hands Of The People Around You. And You Knew Peace Was Coming Because The Priest Would Say It Five Times Rapid Fire. He'd Go, “my Peace I Leave, My Peace I Give To You. While We Ate Reese's Pieces With The Lord. And I Have A Piece Of Lint In My Peaceful Eye"!

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

Losing My Mind Sounds So Pessimistic. I Prefer The Term Winning My Insanity.