There Was A Girl I Loved In

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

It's The Worst Feeling When You Come Home Alone Late At Night And Think The Stranger Sitting On Your Couch Is A Pile Of Clothes.

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.