There Was A Girl I Loved In

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

You Must Accept Responsibility For Your Actions. This Doesn't Include Reactions, Interactions Or Transactions If You're Thinkin' Loophole.

My Advice Is: To Try And Stay Really True To The Things That Make You Laugh, As Opposed To Trying To Create A Character That You Think Is Funny. Some Comedians Get Into Bad Habits When They Are Trying To Create Something That Is Not Them, And They Are Trying To Write A Voice That Isn't Their True Voice.