There’s A Benefit To Losing, You Get

I Don't Really Have Aspirations To Be Tom Hanks.

I Think People Don't Understand That Comedy Is An Outlet For Me. Comedy Allows Me To Get Outside Of Myself, And Exercise This Thing That Is Still Kind Of Scary To Me.

I Had Never Supported A Political Figure - And I Went Out And Supported Obama.

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Own Life By The Wrong Decisions That You Make, It's Never Too Late To Do The Right Thing And Change Your Ways And You Can Teach Old Dogs New Tricks.

I'm Professional, I'm Allowed To Say This. I Let Him Lick My Balls. So, That's What You Need To Get Close With Your Animal.