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We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

Before You Marry A Person, You Should First Make Them Use A Computer With Slow Internet To See Who They Really Are.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

'elf' Has Become This Big Holiday Movie, And I Remember Running Around The Streets Of New York In Tights Saying, 'this Could Be The Last Movie I Ever Make,' And I Could Never Have Predicted That It'd Become Such A Popular Film.

I Have The Physique A Lot Of People Dream About Having. It's My Obligation To Share It With The World.