There Once Was A Student Named Bessor

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

The Fundamental Difference Between The Mystery Story And The Ghost Story Is The Fact That A Mystery Demands A Solution For Its Effectiveness; A Ghost Story Is Necessarily Unsolvable; The Reader Must Be Willing To Accept The Fact That Nothing Is Proved.

Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such As The American Urge Toward Independent Thought.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.