There Is Something About Riding Down The

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

The Fellow That Can Only See A Week Ahead Is Always The Popular Fellow, For He Is Looking With The Crowd. But The One That Can See Years Ahead, He Has A Telescope But He Can't Make Anybody Believe That He Has It.

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.

That's The Trouble With Our Charities; We Are Always Saving Somebody Away Off, When The Fellow Next To Us Ain't Eating.

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On.