There Is Some Consolation In The Fact

Children Are Supposed To Help Hold A Marriage Together. They Do This In A Number Of Ways. For Instance, They Demand So Much Attention That A Husband And Wife, Concentrating On Their Children, Fail To Notice Each Other's Faults.

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.

This Golfer Has A Wicked Slice. And Quite A Follow-through. That's Why His Partner, Who Stood Too Close, Is On The Green In Two.

They Head The List Of Bad To Bet On: But I Insist They're Worse To Get On

I Miss My Mattress When I Am Gone; It's One Thing I've Made An Impression On.