There Is Nothing So Absurd As Knowledge

Most People Dislike Vanity In Others, Whatever Share They Have Of It Themselves; But I Give It Fair Quarter, Wherever I Meet With It, Being Persuaded That It Is Often Productive Of Good To The Possessor, And To Others Who Are Within His Sphere Of Action: And Therefore, In Many Cases, It Would Not Be Altogether Absurd If A Man Were To Thank God For His Vanity Among The Other Comforts Of Life.

There Are Two Ways Of Being Happy: We Must Either Diminish Our Wants Or Augment Our Means - Either May Do - The Result Is The Same And It Is For Each Man To Decide For Himself And To Do That Which Happens To Be Easier.

He That Displays Too Often His Wife And His Wallet Is In Danger Of Having Both Of Them Borrowed.

It Is Ill-manners To Silence A Fool And Cruelty To Let Him Go On

Tomorrow, Every Fault Is To Be Amended; But That Tomorrow Never Comes.