Remember, Sir, That [england] Began The Slave

There Is Nothing So Absurd As Knowledge Spun Too Fine.

If You Want A Neat Wife, Choose Her On A Saturday.

My Refusing To Eat Flesh Occasioned An Inconveniency, And I Was Frequently Chid For My Singularity.

He That Waits Upon Fortune, Is Never Sure Of A Dinner.

Here's To Our Beloved George Washington, The Joshua Of America, Who Commanded The Sun And The Moon To Stand Still - And They Obeyed.