There Is No Such Thing As A

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly And It Tastes Very Much Like A Raspberry.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.