There Is No Revenge So Complete As

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But Conscience Never Does.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

Ignorance Is The Wet-nurse Of Prejudice.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.