There Is No Income Tax In Russia.

You Politicians Have Got To Look Further Ahead; You Always Got A Putter In Your Hands, When You Ought To Have A Driver.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

I Guess There Is Nothing That Will Get Your Mind Off Everything Like Golf. I Have Never Been Depressed Enough To Take Up The Game, But They Say You Get So Sore At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

There Are Two Things I Don't Care How Smart You Are, You Will Never Understand. One Is An Alienist's Testimony, And The Other Is A Railroad Timetable.