There Is No Income Tax In Russia.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

George Bernard Shaw Of England Stopped Over Just Long Enough To Make One Speech In Bombay, India, Started A War And 100 Indians Killed Each Other. That's What I Call Good Speech-making. The Only Enthusiasm Any Of Our Speakers Can Rouse Is A Demand To Kill The Speaker.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

Americans Will Feed Anyone That's Not Close To Them.