There Is No Income Tax In Russia.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

Last Year We Said, 'things Can't Go On Like This', And They Didn't, They Got Worse.

We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years; Now All The Poor Have To Do Is Just Fill The Few Meals Until Next Xmas

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.