Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

Everything Is Changing. People Are Taking Their Comedians Seriously And The Politicians As A Joke.

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.

Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.

I Am Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party. I Am A Democrat.