There Is No Disappointment So Numbing...as Someone

The Night Was Full Of Horrors, And He Thought He Knew How Christ Must Have Felt As He Walked Through The World, Like A Psychiatrist Through A Ward Full Of Nuts.

Clevinger Was A Troublemaker And A Wise Guy. Lieutenant Scheisskopf Knew That Clevinger Might Cause Even More Trouble If He Wasn't Watched. Yesterday It Was The Cadet Officers; Tomorrow It Might Be The World. Clevinger Had A Mind, And Lieutenant Scheisskopf Had Noticed That People With Minds Tended To Get Pretty Smart At Times. Such Men Were Dangerous, And Even The New Cadet Officers Whom Clevinger Had Helped Into Office Were Eager To Give Damning Testimony Against Him. The Case Against Clevinger Was Open And Shut. The Only Thing Missing Was Something To Charge Him With.

The Lord Gave Us Farmers Two Strong Hands So We Could Grab As Much As We Could With Both Of Them.

You Know, That Might Be The Answer - To Act Boastfully About Something We Ought To Be Ashamed Of. That's A Trick That Never Seems To Fail.

When I Read Something Saying I've Not Done Anything As Good As 'catch-22' I'm Tempted To Reply, 'who Has?'