Men Went Mad And Were Rewarded With

If A Man Is Going To Leave One Wife To Marry Another, It's Better If He Divorces The First Before He Marries The Second.

I Think That Maybe In Every Company Today There Is Always At Least One Person Who Is Going Crazy Slowly.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?

The Captain Was A Good Chess Player, And The Games Were Always Interesting. Yossarian Had Stopped Playing Chess With Him Because The Games Were So Interesting They Were Foolish.

There's A Rule Saying I Have To Ground Anyone Who's Crazy ... There's A Catch. Catch-22. Anyone Who Wants To Get Out Of Combat Duty Isn't Really Crazy.