Men Went Mad And Were Rewarded With

When People Disagreed With Him He Urged Them To Be Objective.

It Was Miraculous. It Was Almost No Trick At All, He Saw, To Turn Vice Into Virtue And Slander Into Truth, Impotence Into Abstinence, Arrogance Into Humility, Plunder Into Philanthropy, Thievery Into Honor, Blasphemy Into Wisdom, Brutality Into Patriotism, And Sadism Into Justice. Anybody Could Do It; It Required No Brains At All. It Merely Required No Character.

From Now On I'm Thinking Only Of Me." Major Danby Replied Indulgently With A Superior Smile: "but, Yossarian, Suppose Everyone Felt That Way." "then," Said Yossarian, "i'd Certainly Be A Damned Fool To Feel Any Other Way, Wouldn't I?

He Was A Self-made Man Who Owed His Lack Of Success To Nobody.

They Can Do Anything We Can't Stop Them From Doing.