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The Two Most Beautiful Sights I Have Witnessed In My Life Are A Full Blown Ship At Sail And The Round-bellied Pregnant Female.

Beware The Hobby That Eats.

Many A Long Dispute Among Divines May Be Thus Abridged: It Is So; It Is Not So. It Is So; It Is Not So.

After All, Wedlock Is The Natural State Of Man. A Bachelor Is Not A Complete Human Being. He Is Like The Odd Half Of A Pair Of Scissors, Which Has Not Yet Found Its Fellow, And Therefore Is Not Even Half So Useful As They Might Be Together.

Wouldst Thou Enjoy A Long Life, A Healthy Body, And A Vigorous Mind, And Be Acquainted Also With The Wonderful Works Of God? Labour In The First Place To Bring Thy Appetite Into Subjection To Reason.