He That Takes A Wife, Takes Care

When You Incline To Have New Clothes, Look First Well Over The Old Ones, And See If You Cannot Shift With Them Another Year, Either By Scouring, Mending, Or Even Patching If Necessary. Remember, A Patch On Your Coat, And Money In Your Pocket, Is Better And More Creditable, Than A Writ On Your Back, And No Money To Take It Off.

One Mend-fault Is Worth Two Find-faults, But One Find-fault Is Better Than Two Make-faults.

The Purpose Of Money Was To Purchase One's Freedom To Pursue That Which Is Useful And Interesting.

There Are Three Faithful Friends - An Old Wife, An Old Dog, And Ready Money.

There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Sleep Once You Are Dead