He That Takes A Wife, Takes Care

The Body Of B. Franklin, Printer Like The Cover Of An Old Book Its Contents Turn Out And Stript Of Its Lettering & Guilding Lies Here. Food For Worms For, It Will As He Believed Appear Once More In A New And More Elegant Edition Corrected And Improved By The Author.

You Will Discover 3 Trustworthy Mates, An Aged Wife, An Aged Canine, And Ready Dollars.

Each Year One Vicious Habit Discarded, In Time Might Make The Worst Of Us Good.

Learn Of The Skillful; He That Teaches Himself, Has A Fool For His Master.

Waste Neither Time Nor Money, But Make The Best Use Of Both.