There Is Always A Type Of Man

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

The Greatest Thing In The World Is For A Man To Be Able To Do Something Well, And Say Nothing About It.

We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

Some Men Are Alive Simply Because It Is Against The Law To Kill Them.