There Is A Deep Power In Words

But We're Going To Smile And Pretend We're Fine With The Dorky Birthmas Gifts Because People Do Not Get That They Can't Mush A Birthday Into Christmas.

She's Easy To Lead Around, A Shiny Present Here, A Pretty Compliment There, And You Have True Love And A Popped Cherry Sacrificed To The God Of Deception And Hormones. Young Girls Are So Ridiculous--so Predictably Easy.

Sweet Weeping Baby Jesus He Has A Six-pack To Beat All Six-packs!

Also Pay Attention If A Tree Or Whatnot Says Something About Two Bulls.

We Stand Separate From The World Because Of Our Gifts. Never Forget That, Because You May Be Sure The World Never Will.