No Matter What Bullshit You Heard, Hes

He Was Chugging Brown Pop From A Can Jack Had Handed Him While He Stuffed Nacho Cheese Doritos In His Face. I Was Glad To See He Looked Lots Better, Almost Completely Like Himself, Which Proves Doritos And Brown Pop Really Are Health Foods.

Eww," Jack Said, And Then Giggled. "yeah, And A Paris Hilton Doll That Had An Optional Brain."aphrodite Raised Her Brow At Him. "don't Go All Crazy. There Are Some Things Even Paris Hilton Can't Buy.

I've Loved You For As Long As I Can Remember, And I'm Going To Love You For The Rest Of My Life.

I Stifled A Sigh And Ignored The Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.