There Aren't Many Pratfalls In Comedy Anymore.

I Had An Uncle Who Had A Car With A Rumble Seat, And I Used To Love To Ride In That Thing. I Mentioned This To Some Kids, And They Were Like, "what Are You Even Talking About?"

So I Think We're Kind Of An Alternate Choice For People Who Have Had It With Sex And Violence.

Oh, Well, My First Love Is Comedy Or Singing And Dancing.

Women Will Never Be As Successful As Men Because They Have No Wives To Advise Them.

All Of Us Involved Say 'the Dick Van Dyke Show' Was The Best Five Years Of Our Lives. We Were Like Otters At Play.